Ruin A Wish

[Deleted]

Okay so here's a new game for everyone if they'd like to participate. It's called "Ruin a wish" ergo the subject title.



Example 1:

Person 1: "I wish I knew French."

Person 2: "Wish granted but nobody will understand you."



Then Person two makes a wish and it continues on.


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I wish I could speak Japanese perfectly

[Deleted]

Wish granted, but you will be in Peru.



I wish that I could travel to Poland

[Deleted]

Wish granted but you have no idea how to speak Polish and you can't find anyone who speaks english.

I wish I had a Coton De Tolear

[Deleted]

Wish granted, but it will run away after only three days.

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I wish I had a cool hat.

[Deleted]

-well thankfully I had it tagged the day I got it lol-

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Wish granted but someone steels it from you the day you get it.

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I wish I has a gallon of strawberry ice cream {my favorite yummy}

[Bailey Daniels]

But afterwards you realize you're VERY lactose intolerant.

I wish I had a horse.

[Deleted]

Wish granted but a few days later it is discovered it has a very rare and fatal disease called Tyzzer's disease.

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I wish I had a gallon of lactose intolerant strawberry ice cream

[Bailey Daniels]

Turns out it wasn't lactose intolerance but a MILK ALLERGY 

I wish I had friends.

[Deleted]

Wish granted but than you have to move over a thousand miles away.

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I wish I had a gallon of DAIRY FREE Strawberry ice cream {there is such a thing I looked it up it's made with coconut milk }

[Bailey Daniels]

DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!

Wish granted, but it sucks because coconut milk is more like water and the ice cream isn't very creamy xD

I wish I was rich.

[Deleted]

-shrugs- oh well ice cream is ice cream -digs in- Yummy

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Wish granted but hundred of people start calling you and knocking on your door asking for donations or claiming you owe them money and drive you crazy causing you to give away all your money.

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I wish I weighed 140 pounds

[Deleted]

Wish granted but after only a few hours you cannot resist the temptation to eat as much fried chicken as is humanly possible.

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I wish that I had a brand-new pistol

[Casey Eliot Parks]

Wish granted, brand new pistol!! Too bad it's defective.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of oreos.

[Deleted]

Hurmm... Well then. Wish granted, but your performance as an Agent drops as fast as your waistline grows.

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I wish that I could visit the moon

[Bailey Daniels]

Granted! But you have limited supplies and no way to come home.

I wish math wasn't so hard.